the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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