How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
its not stalking. its research.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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