They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He better not be in your backpack
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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