just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
