Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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