oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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