There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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