Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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