yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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