Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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Did you just see the Batmobile???
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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