these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
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She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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