His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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