doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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