i wish there were pregnant emoticons
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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