Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
home. puking in laundry basket.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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