I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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