I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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