im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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