I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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