I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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