ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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