My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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