Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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