pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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