thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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