I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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