I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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