I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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