soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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