You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
this is an emotional support booty call
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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