SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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