yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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