OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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