ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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