We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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