Moan for me like Helen Keller
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
