There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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