'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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