Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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