It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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