morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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