She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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