Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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