belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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