I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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