My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just high enough for therapy.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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