your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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