I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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