Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Shitshow foam night was such a success
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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