Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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