Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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