I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He has the fingertips of a God
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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