she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize