yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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