Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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