We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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